kanyewesticle:

i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon

w-ildbutterfly:

ugh soon the day will come where i will have to tell my pets theyre adopted 

essentric:

nothing is more attractive than guys who are nice to little kids and parents

eqocentric:

if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die

d-r-o-p-s-o-f-jupiter:

grandma

(Source: yoshinorimizutani)

(Source: pleatedjeans)

ultimatefightingmom:

thank you legs for helping me get to coffee

thank you hands for helping me make coffee

thank you arms for helping me drink coffee

fightthewhispers:

Sorry about my belly pooch, that’s just where I like to keep my organs.

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

tacoart:

friends